What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Hello I am 17 year old boy and I am interested in transgender why?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why did the UK Supreme Court rule that transgender women are not women?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is your secret to glowing skin?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do girls in Indian top colleges wear shorts?

A View to a Kill

You Only Live Twice

Live and Let Die

Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

I’m a 25 year old teacher teaching at boys school & I have colleagues younger than me. I caught one of my students telling her he wanted her as his teacher instead & it hurt my feelings. They compliment her a lot. It makes me jealous. What do I do?

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What are some ballbusting stories?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Do foreign workers face discrimination in Canada?

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.